Many people will laugh at me when I suggest the great possibility that Santa might require treament for alcoholism.  Aside from the fact that Rudolph called about how to get someone into treatment for alcoholism (he wouldn’t name the person, anonymity you know) he did provide me with some examples of what he had experienced this year.

First, he noticed Santa’s cheeks are always flushed and his nose is red. He didn’t even bother to check if he had all presents and truth be told, he forgot many for the states of New York and New Jersey. He didn’t feed us the night before and he doesn’t hang out with the elf’s anymore. from what Blitzen told me, these are all signs that a person might need treatment for alcoholism.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Santa and again have been told that getting someone alcoholism treatment is a loving act even if they get mad. We will make sure that every one from New Jersey and New York receive their gifts. I think me and the reindeer will take a moment before calling to read up on alcoholism treatment, how to get treatment for alcoholism while all of you enjoy Christmas.