Guaranteed Ways to Flunk a Drug Rehab Program

April 20, 2007 at 7:18 pm · Filed under About Drug Addiction

Guaranteed Ways to Flunk a Drug Rehab Program
1.                 If you want to flunk a drug rehab program concentrate all your time playing cards, watching T.V., listening to a boom box with all the latest drug culture songs.
2.                 If you want to flunk a drug rehab program, insist on making several business calls each day or your company will go belly up.
3.                 If you want to flunk a drug rehab program threaten to leave drug rehab early before the course of addiction treatment is completed.
4.                 If you want to flunk a drug rehab program sleep late and sack out again after breakfast during free time. Think up great excuses like a blinding headache to explain your absences.
5.                 If you want to flunk a drug rehab program go through the motions to appease your sponsor, do not participate in group, day dream and wish you were somewhere else, but, make believe you are paying attention to fool everyone.
6.                 If you want to flunk a drug rehab program B.S. everyone, say you will do what you should and then forget. Most of all do not be honest with everyone.
7.                 If you want to flunk a drug rehab program stubbornly resent that they have taken away your freedom, that you have been cut off from the love of your life and your best friends and show that resentment by fighting the treatment process every step of the way.
8.                 If you want to flunk the drug rehab program wallow in self pity and say nothing ever goes right for me, so drug rehab won’t work either.
9.                 If you want to flunk a drug rehab program be a know it all patient. I am smarter than all of these people, I don’t need these people telling me what to do. After all, don’t they know who I am?
10.             If you want to flunk a drug rehab program, act dumb so nothing will be expected of you and nothing is what you will get out of the drug rehab program.
11.             If you want to flunk the drug rehab program be sure to romance the drug and talk about all the good times you had. Daydream a lot about the drug culture and the way it was.
12.             If you want to flunk a drug rehab program, make sure to keep good company. Hang out with all the people that are doing the same things listed above.